Films Abridged: Avengers Assemble by InternetGuy83, literature
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Films Abridged: Avengers Assemble
ERIK SELVIG is doing science stuff with the Tesseract. A wormhole opens the LOKI appears.
LOKI
Tesseract's mine now.
Loki nicks the Tesseract and puts Selvig and HAWKEYE under mind control. NICK FURY and MARIA HILL flee the place as it explodes.
NICK FURY
Let's call the Avengers.
BLACK WIDOW meets with BRUCE BANNER.
BLACK WIDOW
The Avengers need you.
PHIL COULSON meets IRON MAN.
PHIL COULSON
The Avengers need you.
Nick Fury meets CAPTAIN AMERICA
PHIL COULSON
The Avengers need you.
Together the Avengers catch Loki and hold him into the plane. THOR attacks the plane and takes Loki.
THOR
Hi, could you abandon your evil plan?
LOKI
No.
Judge Dredd Vs. Dredd by InternetGuy83, literature
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Judge Dredd Vs. Dredd
Judge Dredd was a product of the post Schumacher Batman era. Dredd was a much more gritty and grown up version than Judge Dredd.
Sylvester Stallone breaks the first two rules of Judge Dredd;
Don't play him for campy laughs.
Don't take off the helmet.
Stallone wore the helmet for 10 minutes of the 90 minute film and is constantly saying "I AM THE LAW!" and "I knew you'd say that". Karl Urban keeps the helmet on though out the entire movie and gives zero quips and puns.
After Sylvester Stallone takes his helmet off and willy nilly, you never see Karl Urban's face without the oppressive Judge Dredd helmet. Its a bold move but exactly how it was
Iron Man: What Went Right by InternetGuy83, literature
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Iron Man: What Went Right
In 2008, Iron Man was a big risk. After Marvel were forced to sell the rights to their most well known properties and was now trying to produce their own films with second tier characters. Iron Man was not particularly well known and after his role in Civil War many hated him. And yet they decided to cast an actor who was still a red flag infamous for drug abuse as Iron Man and a director who's last film had been a box office bomb.
In hindsight, this was best decision Marvel ever made. Robert Downey Jr really makes Tony Stark his own and would be impossible to replace. Iron Man launched the character, Robert Downey Jr and Marvel Studios to s
TV Rewrite: Doctor Who (Season 7) by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
TV Rewrite: Doctor Who (Season 7)
Sequel to and
Christmas Special. The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe
Forget the mothership nonsense. There is no way the Doctor, a fucking Time Lord, is not strong enough but anything with a vagina is.
I also wouldn't have Marge's husband turn out to be alive as it negates the whole character arc of Marge plucking up the courage to tell her kids that he's dead.
Actually, the whole episode was so awful, it should be rewritten completely.
Here goes, first we have Amy and Rory with us since they are much stronger characters than Marge and her kids. Now we need make this a bit more like the book, the title is based on.
The child Amy Pon
Film Rewrite: Scream 6 by InternetGuy83, literature
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Film Rewrite: Scream 6
Sequel to , , ,
and .
Fives years after Scream 5, two high school students are murdered in Woodsboro.
Jill and Kieran return to Woodsboro to promote a film based on the events of Scream 4 and Scream 5 (or at least they're version of what happened). Jill promises to uncover the murders. The two of them also have an infant daughter, Billie. Jill admits to Kieran she plans for Billie to become another Ghostface killer.
Kirby's sister, Claire Reed, who is dealing with the betrayal of her ex-girlfriend Tiffany Shelby, gets a threatening phone call, as does her friend Kelly. They and Kirby are questioned about the phone by Dewey. Kirby has bee
Films Abridged: Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials by InternetGuy83, literature
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Films Abridged: Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
THOMAS' mum drops him off at AVA PAIGE's.
THOMAS' MUM
Here's the kid.
Events of Maze Runner take place. Thomas, TERESA, NEWT, MINHO, FRYPAN and WINSTON are taken to a facility run by LITTELFINGER.
LITTLEFINGER
I promise you guys this is totally a safe place. Nothing bad is gonna happen.
THOMAS
Can we really trust the dodgiest man in Westeros.
Thomas and ARIS, some guy from one of the other mazes, spy on Littlefinger and discover he works for Ava.
THOMAS
I knew it.
Thomas, Aris, Teresa, Newt, Minho, Frypan and Winston flee and run through the desert. They get chased by zombies.
WINSTON
Oh no, I've been infected.
THOMAS
Who are you? I
Films Abridged: The Maze Runner by InternetGuy83, literature
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Films Abridged: The Maze Runner
THOMAS wakes up in a lift.
THOMAS
Who am I?
The lifts rises into a big maze.
ALBY
Hi, we're in a big maze and we gotta get out. During day time, we search the maze for an escape and come back at night. No one has survived a night in the maze.
Thomas gets attacked by BEN.
BEN
I'm all crazy because a robot stung me.
Everyone forces Ben into the maze. MINHO returns from a trip dragging Alby.
THOMAS
I'll save you.
Thomas gets trapped in the maze with Minho and Alby. He kills a Griever and returns to the hub with Minho and Alby. TERESA is sent up with a note.
THOMAS
Apparently, she's the last one they're sending.
GALLY
Thomas is a dickhe
Film Rewrite: The Amazing Spiderman 2 by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Film Rewrite: The Amazing Spiderman 2
Sequel to .
Peter is still in high school.
Take out the opening scene. With the behind what happened to Peter's parents explained in the first film, there's no point going any further.
Take out Aleksei Sytsevich. Spiderman just takes out a bunch of regular criminals. Also take out Harry Osborn.
Max Dillon is a completely different character with elements of Harry Osborn in him. Dillon is Peter's best friend who's parents also worked for Oscorp. His uncle is basically the anti-Uncle Ben. He is also in a relationship with Felicia Hardy, mirroring Peter's relationship with Gwen. He sneaks into Oscorp to find out what happened to his parents.
TV Rewrite: Doctor Who (Season 6) by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
TV Rewrite: Doctor Who (Season 6)
Sequel to .
1. The Impossible Astronaut
2. Day of the Moon
3. Curse of the Black Spot
4. The Doctor's Wife
5. The Rebel Flesh
6. The Almost People
7. A Good Man Goes To War
8. Let's Kill Hitler
Amy and Rory mention Miracle Day and the Doctor explains the reason he didn't help was because he knew Torchwood were supposed to do that.
I'd also take advantage of the fact the Doctor is meeting Hitler. Instead of River planning to kill Hitler she kidnaps Amy and Rory and blackmails the Doctor into trying to kill Hitler.
The Teselecta's security system no longer automatically murders anyone who doesn't have a special device on them (what i
Film Rewrite: Scream 5 by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Film Rewrite: Scream 5
Sequel to , , and . Yes, technically its not a rewrite as Scream 5 was never made (hence there being no movie for me to place at the top of this work) but Scream 4 was intended as the first in a new trilogy before it bombed.
It takes place two years after Scream 4. College students Tyler and Nina are murdered by Ghostface in their dorm.
Jill and Kirby are both students at the college with Jill's new boyfriend Kieran, Kirby's boyfriend Noah and Kieran's best friend Will. Dewey arrives at the college to help Jill and they meet Emma Prescott (from my Scream 3 rewrite) who has become a reporter. I didn't use her or Martha Meeks in my Scream 4
Films Abridged: Avengers Assemble by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Films Abridged: Avengers Assemble
ERIK SELVIG is doing science stuff with the Tesseract. A wormhole opens the LOKI appears.
LOKI
Tesseract's mine now.
Loki nicks the Tesseract and puts Selvig and HAWKEYE under mind control. NICK FURY and MARIA HILL flee the place as it explodes.
NICK FURY
Let's call the Avengers.
BLACK WIDOW meets with BRUCE BANNER.
BLACK WIDOW
The Avengers need you.
PHIL COULSON meets IRON MAN.
PHIL COULSON
The Avengers need you.
Nick Fury meets CAPTAIN AMERICA
PHIL COULSON
The Avengers need you.
Together the Avengers catch Loki and hold him into the plane. THOR attacks the plane and takes Loki.
THOR
Hi, could you abandon your evil plan?
LOKI
No.
Judge Dredd Vs. Dredd by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Judge Dredd Vs. Dredd
Judge Dredd was a product of the post Schumacher Batman era. Dredd was a much more gritty and grown up version than Judge Dredd.
Sylvester Stallone breaks the first two rules of Judge Dredd;
Don't play him for campy laughs.
Don't take off the helmet.
Stallone wore the helmet for 10 minutes of the 90 minute film and is constantly saying "I AM THE LAW!" and "I knew you'd say that". Karl Urban keeps the helmet on though out the entire movie and gives zero quips and puns.
After Sylvester Stallone takes his helmet off and willy nilly, you never see Karl Urban's face without the oppressive Judge Dredd helmet. Its a bold move but exactly how it was
Iron Man: What Went Right by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Iron Man: What Went Right
In 2008, Iron Man was a big risk. After Marvel were forced to sell the rights to their most well known properties and was now trying to produce their own films with second tier characters. Iron Man was not particularly well known and after his role in Civil War many hated him. And yet they decided to cast an actor who was still a red flag infamous for drug abuse as Iron Man and a director who's last film had been a box office bomb.
In hindsight, this was best decision Marvel ever made. Robert Downey Jr really makes Tony Stark his own and would be impossible to replace. Iron Man launched the character, Robert Downey Jr and Marvel Studios to s
TV Rewrite: Doctor Who (Season 7) by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
TV Rewrite: Doctor Who (Season 7)
Sequel to and
Christmas Special. The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe
Forget the mothership nonsense. There is no way the Doctor, a fucking Time Lord, is not strong enough but anything with a vagina is.
I also wouldn't have Marge's husband turn out to be alive as it negates the whole character arc of Marge plucking up the courage to tell her kids that he's dead.
Actually, the whole episode was so awful, it should be rewritten completely.
Here goes, first we have Amy and Rory with us since they are much stronger characters than Marge and her kids. Now we need make this a bit more like the book, the title is based on.
The child Amy Pon
Film Rewrite: Scream 6 by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Film Rewrite: Scream 6
Sequel to , , ,
and .
Fives years after Scream 5, two high school students are murdered in Woodsboro.
Jill and Kieran return to Woodsboro to promote a film based on the events of Scream 4 and Scream 5 (or at least they're version of what happened). Jill promises to uncover the murders. The two of them also have an infant daughter, Billie. Jill admits to Kieran she plans for Billie to become another Ghostface killer.
Kirby's sister, Claire Reed, who is dealing with the betrayal of her ex-girlfriend Tiffany Shelby, gets a threatening phone call, as does her friend Kelly. They and Kirby are questioned about the phone by Dewey. Kirby has bee
Films Abridged: Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Films Abridged: Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
THOMAS' mum drops him off at AVA PAIGE's.
THOMAS' MUM
Here's the kid.
Events of Maze Runner take place. Thomas, TERESA, NEWT, MINHO, FRYPAN and WINSTON are taken to a facility run by LITTELFINGER.
LITTLEFINGER
I promise you guys this is totally a safe place. Nothing bad is gonna happen.
THOMAS
Can we really trust the dodgiest man in Westeros.
Thomas and ARIS, some guy from one of the other mazes, spy on Littlefinger and discover he works for Ava.
THOMAS
I knew it.
Thomas, Aris, Teresa, Newt, Minho, Frypan and Winston flee and run through the desert. They get chased by zombies.
WINSTON
Oh no, I've been infected.
THOMAS
Who are you? I
Films Abridged: The Maze Runner by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Films Abridged: The Maze Runner
THOMAS wakes up in a lift.
THOMAS
Who am I?
The lifts rises into a big maze.
ALBY
Hi, we're in a big maze and we gotta get out. During day time, we search the maze for an escape and come back at night. No one has survived a night in the maze.
Thomas gets attacked by BEN.
BEN
I'm all crazy because a robot stung me.
Everyone forces Ben into the maze. MINHO returns from a trip dragging Alby.
THOMAS
I'll save you.
Thomas gets trapped in the maze with Minho and Alby. He kills a Griever and returns to the hub with Minho and Alby. TERESA is sent up with a note.
THOMAS
Apparently, she's the last one they're sending.
GALLY
Thomas is a dickhe
Film Rewrite: The Amazing Spiderman 2 by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Film Rewrite: The Amazing Spiderman 2
Sequel to .
Peter is still in high school.
Take out the opening scene. With the behind what happened to Peter's parents explained in the first film, there's no point going any further.
Take out Aleksei Sytsevich. Spiderman just takes out a bunch of regular criminals. Also take out Harry Osborn.
Max Dillon is a completely different character with elements of Harry Osborn in him. Dillon is Peter's best friend who's parents also worked for Oscorp. His uncle is basically the anti-Uncle Ben. He is also in a relationship with Felicia Hardy, mirroring Peter's relationship with Gwen. He sneaks into Oscorp to find out what happened to his parents.
TV Rewrite: Doctor Who (Season 6) by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
TV Rewrite: Doctor Who (Season 6)
Sequel to .
1. The Impossible Astronaut
2. Day of the Moon
3. Curse of the Black Spot
4. The Doctor's Wife
5. The Rebel Flesh
6. The Almost People
7. A Good Man Goes To War
8. Let's Kill Hitler
Amy and Rory mention Miracle Day and the Doctor explains the reason he didn't help was because he knew Torchwood were supposed to do that.
I'd also take advantage of the fact the Doctor is meeting Hitler. Instead of River planning to kill Hitler she kidnaps Amy and Rory and blackmails the Doctor into trying to kill Hitler.
The Teselecta's security system no longer automatically murders anyone who doesn't have a special device on them (what i
Film Rewrite: Scream 5 by InternetGuy83, literature
Literature
Film Rewrite: Scream 5
Sequel to , , and . Yes, technically its not a rewrite as Scream 5 was never made (hence there being no movie for me to place at the top of this work) but Scream 4 was intended as the first in a new trilogy before it bombed.
It takes place two years after Scream 4. College students Tyler and Nina are murdered by Ghostface in their dorm.
Jill and Kirby are both students at the college with Jill's new boyfriend Kieran, Kirby's boyfriend Noah and Kieran's best friend Will. Dewey arrives at the college to help Jill and they meet Emma Prescott (from my Scream 3 rewrite) who has become a reporter. I didn't use her or Martha Meeks in my Scream 4